I’ve seen hell
i think we can be evil. as a treat
we?
we :)
what the fuck
the idea of being married is so weird like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and then there’s just some guy there??
doesnt my professor realize that i dont want to do this assignment bc im sleeby…
senpai you seem a little fucked up are you okay?? no offense but you look like your only source of B vitamins comes from monster energy
i need y’all to see this crash report i just sent
Anonymous asked:
english is not my first language what is a chode?
don’t worry about it my love
This sounds like a Victorian child and their Nanny
Fierce kitten tries to fight mama





